I will stop reading lansi's people blog.

Oh gosh. so many to ditch.

Woot!

You know, eventhough being wife to any well-known celebrity is a privilege and enviable, it can sometimes be tough, especially if your husband is Eason Chan.


Don't believe me?


Nah, see it to believe it.

No big deal you say?

still acceptable what?

How bout this?

Poor Mrs Chan is probably clenching her fist now while consoling herself and say "mou yeh geh mou yeh geh (translation =nothing one), he's a meng seng (singer), it's inevitable. At least he still finds girl attractive. I can handle a little competition one"

:)

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Girls are boring. I prefer indifference now"

By this time Mrs Chan is probably tossing their daughter into the garbage bin and setting their house on fire while shouting "sei lou! sei lou!" (bastard).



and upon seeing this, she shrieked and run to the safety box hidden in their bedroom's toilet and reach for Eason's left preserved ball and flush it down the toilet bowl while cursing his another ball.



the next thing you know, she's raging and cursing her head off while calling her lawyer to sue the producer of Brokeback Mountain.



Tsk Tsk Tsk.. that poor thing.



Uh oh...looks like someone could use some impulsive shopping and expensive spa to ease the tensions a little bit. Don't forget your shade!

It's the conscience, honey

Random stuff : I was halfway through explaining about the faxing problem that we encountered to a cute black guy when he took out his phone and type something on it before showing it to me.
It read 'I like your height'.I gave him that cold, unimpressed look that says
"Fucktard, why don't you date a giraffe then?"

Lame pick-up line can be such a turn-off.

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Blouse : RM 15.90 each
Stretchable pant : RM 13.90 each
Mitten/Boot : 1 RINGGIT EACH! <-this is the main point
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I don't care if there's no one to wear the mitten.

I must be crazy if I pass them on.

I'm officially telling you this

Wondering : Will I die of contamination if I eat apple and polish my nail at the same time?

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I HATE JESSICA SIMPSON.

I hate her eversince the first time I see her on her stupid annoying high pitching I Wanna Love You Forever video clip.

I hate her when she pretended to be dumb blonde by not being able to tell the difference between chicken and tuna (trust me, even Paris Hilton can do that. Nick Lachey did me a favor by leaving her)

I hate her EVERYTIME she steps out on the red carpet and give people that same boring mouth puckering pose like a gazillion time especially after her lip augmentation.



Sickening.




I'm ugly.



Please love me.



I hate her even MORE when she had several fling with Adam Levine of Maroon 5 (T_T), nevermind John Mayer Jennifer can have him, and eventually decided to move on with Tony Romo and make his life miserable.


I also hate her because she hates Carrie Underwood partially because she's jealous that Carrie and Tony used to be a couple but mainly it's because Carrie is hotter (not to mention, smarter), successful-ler, and undeniably prettier than her. And with what little f(l)ame she's left in her, she's determined to compete with Carrie (seriously??) thus try her luck at country music only to realized (or have she?) later that she should just give up her career and stick to be Tony's little cheerleader.


There is just so many reasons to hate her, isn't it?


In short, I hate her for trying too hard.


But most importantly, I hate her for

self-destructing by letting herself over-indulged in love and turned into this piece of shit.

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I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Okay I shall end my rambling here. Bye.




P/s : Btw, if you share my annoyance towards her, here's a website that I would definitely recommend you to visit. All you gotta do is laugh your intestines out. Bye.

The downside of being famous

I have always been an avid reader of Kennysia.com since the early of my bloghood. His credibility and tactics in exposing the truth to the public without being too outspoken neither too wishy-washy is simply admirable. And you can always rely on him to brighten up your day with his everlasting sense of humor if not lame joke. Not to mention he can write in incredibly good English unlike some blogger people who blog with limited vocabulary who can't even spell 'dissappointing' correctly (one s or two ah?)

But just when I thought he would continue to speak his mind out for the public, he refrained. His most recent entry titled 'Look It's The Prime MinistZZzzz' was altered hours shortly after it was posted up on his blog. The original entry was about him posting pictures of our Prime Minister dozing off during a convention in which he sarcastically describe as "in deep thought".

Eventhough I don't adore him for doing that (altering) given the reason was "out of respect, concern and consideration for the organising committee of the National Integrity Convention" but I truly understand.

I would be freaked out too if MalaysiaToday were to display the article of me poking fun at the Prime Minister on their highly controversial webpage. Hello??? It's MALAYSIATODAY. A news portal that even the man who took out the keris karat and shouted for Chinese bloodbath and his superior wife reads it. And the man who said bloggers are monkey living by the rule of the jungle only to prove himself to be one of those monkey later. And our longest serving ex-Prime Minister who published a controversial book titled 'The Malay Dilemma' that later entrenched his image as a Malay ultra.

Ring a bell?

Aiya basically everyone is reading it la (except for maybe bimbotic bloggers who only care about what they are going to get for Christmas yes I'm anti-bimbowannabes don't beh song me).

Insulting the Prime Minister on your blog is one thing and insulting the Prime Minister on your blog that later got linked to MalaysiaToday is another thing. Personally I don't mind jeopardizing my blog for facts that I wrote because I only have like ten readers and one comment so far so it is highly unlikely that Najib will come across my blog unless he's a blogholic but then that's most unlikely also since he's got many C4 task on his hand. But if Kennysia.com closes down it would be like the extinction of porn websites and that's pathetic. Especially to his diehard fans.


Politicians either love or hate MalaysiaToday. If there's anyone who can prove that "The pen is mightier than the sword" it has got to be Raja Petra Kamarudin.


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I'm a cowboy. Only smarter :)


This is the man that I would look upon to and proudly say "You da man".


This is perhaps the only Muslim that I would dare to go to the kopitiam with and drink kopi-o together without fearing if I might offend his feeling or being seen as "inconsiderate".


And he is by far the most ideal Muslim that I have come across of that I would willingly vote to be my country Prime Minister. If given a choice.


Wanna know why? Here's an article that he submitted on his website yesterday. It's titled 'I'M A MALAY, AND PROUD OF IT' Here's a few of the many lines that I would like to quote from him :

"Imagine a 13-year old girl killed in a most brutal manner because she was raped by three men. Should it not be the three men who should have instead been stoned to death? And do you not wonder why Islam suffers from a serious image problem? Muslims should take stock of what they are doing and understand the disservice they are doing to Islam"

"I pointed out that the Friday prayer sermons run down the other religions. I also argued that we are told not to ape the non-Muslims or take them as our friends as the non-Muslims are sworn enemies of Islam and can never be our friends"

"It is time the crutches are removed and the Malays learned how to walk with their heads held up high. Malays have to be made to believe that the Ketuanan Melayu and the NEP is an insult and that it suggests Malays are weak creatures. Malays must be proud of their achievements and not credit their achievements to the protection and special privileges they enjoy because they are Malay. The Malays used to be a proud race"

"I would like to believe that I am what I am because of who I am and not because of Ketuanan Melayu and the NEP. I take pride in that"

There, straight from the heart.


You tell me,


how can I possibly not love him?????


I was so moved by what he said I wanted to stand up and shout "HIDUP RPK!" so much but unfortunately I didn't cuz toomanypeoplehereandIdon'twanttolookstupid BUT still... I almost cried wtf whoever that cried while watching Titanic is stupid and you should ask your mom to do you a favor by running your dad's car over you that movie is stupid people die everyday just because one of them survived to tell the her story only to be exaggerated later deserves to win 11 Oscars, another 76 wins, 48 nominations and become the biggest box office ever in history is it wtf.


Now you know MY ASSUMPTION of why KennySia (I cannot bring myself to call him Kenny like most of his fans does because that would sound like I'm trying to act kawan baik with him and no I'm not that horse face (beh bin wtf hahaha..haha...ha) omg I'm doing too much of the bracket thing already like ( and ) you know what I mean omg I'm doing it again wtfomgwtf)


The truth to my assumption can never be justify but one thing's for sure, I bet KennySia is damn proud that his wisecrack-turned-serious post got handpicked by the wise man himself!

Okay, maybe not the man himself but still... it is definitely something to be brag about! (except for the altering part) I guess? No?

Yesterday

I got my period. Right now, I look like a 9month old pregnant puffer fish with a stomach cramp. Things cannot get any better than this. Awesome.

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Leaving for KL later. Bf's mom is going for vacation (again!) and she needed someone to look after the business for a week or so therefore bf had to volunteer and victimise me again :( It's going to be unsurprisingly boring because all I get to do is going online and surf. We'll have to wake up at 8 every morning (tragic!) and leave the house by 10 for work. This is so insanely unusual for me us okay because our usual routine is to sleep at 8am (him at 6) and wakes up in the afternoon for lunch. I don't know if whether I can adjust to this I hope I don't continue to laze in bed after the alarm goes off and overslept myself again like the other time and the time before that.


On the brighter side, I get to shop until my bf drop! Hope I don't overspend again because you cannot afford to overspend Sam you hear me no you can't goddammit you're broke remember??????? Right. Other than that I get to spend the whole day in an airconditioned room surfing, watching CSI (and I bought a new Taiwan series I HOPE they don't suck), get myself occupied with games, blogging (I know, my life is so cool right :) and so much more basically my "work" only requires my supervision that is if the new worker don't screw up. Hope she can say fifty cent as fifty cent instead of five cent unlike the one that we hired previously who cannot differentiate between five cent and fifty cent ( same goes for ten cent, twenty cent, etc) and stubbornly stupidly insisted on speaking Bahasa Melayu instead of English to our African/Utopian customer wtf she's so stupid I almost stab her with the edge of my keyboard.

Scenario 1 :

Bf's mom : Aunty cakap awak ikut ulang okay?
Frog under coconut shell (FUCS) : Okay
Bf's mom : Ten cent
FUCS : Ten cent
Bf's mom : Twenty cent
FUCS : Twenty cent
Bf's mom : Thirty cent, forty cent (until one ringgit)
FUCS :Ten cent, two cent, thirty cent, forty cent, five cent, sixty cent ...
Bf's mom : ...


Scenario 2 :
A black guy walks to the counter to pay

Bf : Beritau dia tujuh puluh sen
FUCS : Seven cent
Bf : ...


Scenario 3 :
Since we set rules that customer pay before using the pc due to certain reasons...

Black guy : PC7 please
FUCS : Bayar dulu sebelum guna (wtf?)
Black guy : W-what? I don't understand, can you speak English please?
FUCS : Bayar dulu
Black guy : ... #@%$$&^@!!

I've always knew that Kelantan is a rural and underdeveloped state but despite this I assumed that it's civilians is still the same as anywhere else in the country but now she somehow makes me want to change my perception on that. I was literally dumbstruck. Still, we put up with it and try to take things one at a time and helps her to sharpen her English. And then, instead of working harder or at least pretend to be grateful, she throws the towel in after only A WEEK of work and the most annoying part is that she's not even bothered to inform us until bf's mom ask her to pick an off day. According to her, she's decided to go teaching at kindergarten.


>_________>


God bless the kids there.


Back to my story. I hope bf's mom buy a lot of stuffs for me otherwise I'm going to show my beh song's face and starve her son for 3 months.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee~


Now I'm excited.


Mwahhh!

I'm so crazy I sleep at freaking 8am everyday

It's true. However this post is not about that.

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You know what's worst than having the dreadful and agonizing 7 days of menstrual?

It is having to endure the much loathed 7 days of pre-menstrual symptoms. beforehand.

I have like 3 pimples on my face now, arthritis strikes every now and then (is it normal or is it just me?), and I look like a walking puffer fish with a pair of bloated boobs clinging onto my chest crying for help.

And I swear I could feel them BOUNCING when I walk and that suck because it hurt okay!

Wohoooo isn't it wonderful being a girl??


You gets to play dress up, wear make up, be bitchy, do manicure/pedicure, cry and fight like a bitch (pun unintended) , ask your dad/boyfriend/some rich uncle to buy expensive stuffs for you, drive like a retard without getting kan by people, bargain for discount, let your pc kena tio virus like 245,846 times, shave your armpit's hair and then have ingrown hair that itches the hell out of you, go through hours of tormenting pain in labor while your husband watches you forcing a human being out from down under there (and the placenta, of course), lactates and breastfeed until your neh sag, grow old and wait for your husband to cheat on you and tell you that he's not emotionally a.k.a sexually attracted to you anymore, suck it up and live with it or file for a divorce and if you're lucky you get to split half of his assets provided if he's rich otherwise you ended up in some old folks home knitting sweater for your grandchildren AND...and...most importantly, we, girls, get to have bloated neh neh that hurt the shit out of us once in a month!:D


The endless list and blessings :')

Yay.


Anyway, haveyouheardityethaveyouheardityet?

Obama won the election (yay again) and Madonna is finally divorcing Guy Ritchie (yay?) I don't particularly take interest in any of these two nor am I any of their biggest fan (but I do know that Obama's mom and grandma is white and his brother-in-law is a CHINESE from our country wei wtf I'm so proud wtf sob sob wtf I guess that pretty much explained the victory because he's a little bit of everything. Madonna? I only know that she is an overrated singer and drag queen who loves to perform in a one-piece swimsuit and cone bra).

One of the many ways to make your partner dump you is to role play in this


Apparently, I just like to jump on the bandwagon and join the hoo-hah because I'm so cool like that.

I'm going to bed now good night morning