Yo (wtf)

Small talk : I cannot tahan girls who call themselves "Princess". It gives me the impression of someone who is spoilt like those brats in 'My Sweet Sixteenth' where all those stupid girls ever do is throwing tantrums and crying over a broken nail.

Unless you're Xiaxue or a child (and I mean child as in a baby or toddler not a twenty something trap in a child body wtf if you get what I mean), it's really very uncool okay.

I don't even have to try so hard to be a QUEEN. *sarcasm*

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Note : Plenty of overdue and random post ahead.


Me, bf and another couple of his friend went for a buffet dinner (I hate buffet they make me binge!) at Rasa Sayang Resort (or was it a hotel?) last Friday. Apparently, this luxurious six-stars hotel with the cheapest room priced at a minimum RM1, +++ is being owned by our longest serving prime minister, Tun Mamak Mahathir.

Well, he probably own quarter of the moon too (the rest belong to Bush) and has a private rocket and an astronaut's sut compliment from NASA waiting to transport him and his Petronas Tower high cash to the moon. You know, just in case rabbits start to feed on people.

Anyway, back to my story. For a buffet that cost RM150 per capita, it might be a little pricey but I swear it is absolutely worth your every cent!

You can find all sorts of dishes there from Asian cuisines to Western and Japanese.

Got sushi sumore wei although I only like sashimi.

For seafatt seafood's lover, there is lobster, oyster (yuck), yabby (crayfish), harimau udang (tiger prawn wtf) and you name it, they've got it!

As for the deserts, laweh, there's enough to make your blood sugar level skyrocket thus become obese and get Type II diabetes. Perfect for the sweet tooth person. The deserts I mean.

And they're all so pretty can die okay! Makes me want to smuggle a few and put them as deco in my room.

If you're expecting to see pictures of those foods that I mentioned earlier, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.

I couldn't bring myself to take out my N95 and start to take pictures with the flash on (must on flash because if never on not clear boh pien my laoya phone :( at this atas place which 80percent of it consist of atas people (another 20 is the chefs and waitress) mah.


However, I did take pictures of their toilet during when there is no one (I know I'm so cool right) Very creepy one okay if you don't believe you go and try la wtf.



Creepy.
Imagine if you snap and then when you see from your phone there got one "thing" standing beside you in the reflection of the mirror wtf my hairs stand already wtf

Btw, I have no idea why my legs looked so chao ta here must have been the lightning
*in denial*


Very tastefully furnished, inside each cubicle got decorative artsy frame sumore wtf. But too bad don't have water to cebok wtf I hate toilet that don't have water ho(r)se


All in all, it was a pleasant experience considering they delivered exactly what we paid for that is a whooping RM600 for a dinner for four.

Who want recycled one I sell half price.

Haha wtf.


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Last 300 Saturday (forget when), me and ji moois went to Pure.

*blah blah blah*

Pictas! :)


Went to our usual hang out cafe before that.

Everybody kept on saying that SY looked pregger in that blouse which is kinda true haha and I have no idea why is Grace wearing a jersey. Maybe they got bored of being pretty wtf. Ally as the photographer



Your Queen with her annoying sister's right face



Say we don't look alike or else I shoot you



Grace, her (sorry!) unsexy jersey, Ally and her pua liap



Us again ( I know you want to see more of me don't lie)



Clockwise : Cammy > Ally > SY > Your Queen



Grace is getting married next year. Somewhere in July. Her bf handsome okay wtf



SY's parents always (and I mean it!) watch her leave the house. They would stand at the gate and watch until we drove off. So much like Amber except that Amber will nag and make me promise to come home early



If you want arms like mine, just don't exercise. Simple.



We make sure that we fully utilize Ally's new camera. Lucky her ^^

~End of clubbing photos~


NEXT!!!!



zomgomgwtf SEVENTY RINGGIT!! zomgomgwtf

SEVENTY~

SEVENTY~ <3

SEVENTY~

:) SEVENTY~

SEVENTY~

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Nothing la just maternal instinct kicks in again


Okay bye.

If I does meet G-O-D in heaven

I am gonna make sure that I so beat the crap outta him/her!

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Not going for the closed audition after all. Thanks to the ever so loving insecure and over-protective boyfriend :)

Alas, I figured that the last thing any typical Malaysian (or human in their right thinking mind) would want is a school dropout-cum-young mother-cum-(wtf) single mom as their next Malaysian Dreamgirl.


I probably suck worst than Cindy Teh.


Mommy I'm so sad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:'(

I will stop reading lansi's people blog.

Oh gosh. so many to ditch.

Woot!

You know, eventhough being wife to any well-known celebrity is a privilege and enviable, it can sometimes be tough, especially if your husband is Eason Chan.


Don't believe me?


Nah, see it to believe it.

No big deal you say?

still acceptable what?

How bout this?

Poor Mrs Chan is probably clenching her fist now while consoling herself and say "mou yeh geh mou yeh geh (translation =nothing one), he's a meng seng (singer), it's inevitable. At least he still finds girl attractive. I can handle a little competition one"

:)

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Girls are boring. I prefer indifference now"

By this time Mrs Chan is probably tossing their daughter into the garbage bin and setting their house on fire while shouting "sei lou! sei lou!" (bastard).



and upon seeing this, she shrieked and run to the safety box hidden in their bedroom's toilet and reach for Eason's left preserved ball and flush it down the toilet bowl while cursing his another ball.



the next thing you know, she's raging and cursing her head off while calling her lawyer to sue the producer of Brokeback Mountain.



Tsk Tsk Tsk.. that poor thing.



Uh oh...looks like someone could use some impulsive shopping and expensive spa to ease the tensions a little bit. Don't forget your shade!

It's the conscience, honey

Random stuff : I was halfway through explaining about the faxing problem that we encountered to a cute black guy when he took out his phone and type something on it before showing it to me.
It read 'I like your height'.I gave him that cold, unimpressed look that says
"Fucktard, why don't you date a giraffe then?"

Lame pick-up line can be such a turn-off.

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Blouse : RM 15.90 each
Stretchable pant : RM 13.90 each
Mitten/Boot : 1 RINGGIT EACH! <-this is the main point
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I don't care if there's no one to wear the mitten.

I must be crazy if I pass them on.

I'm officially telling you this

Wondering : Will I die of contamination if I eat apple and polish my nail at the same time?

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I HATE JESSICA SIMPSON.

I hate her eversince the first time I see her on her stupid annoying high pitching I Wanna Love You Forever video clip.

I hate her when she pretended to be dumb blonde by not being able to tell the difference between chicken and tuna (trust me, even Paris Hilton can do that. Nick Lachey did me a favor by leaving her)

I hate her EVERYTIME she steps out on the red carpet and give people that same boring mouth puckering pose like a gazillion time especially after her lip augmentation.



Sickening.




I'm ugly.



Please love me.



I hate her even MORE when she had several fling with Adam Levine of Maroon 5 (T_T), nevermind John Mayer Jennifer can have him, and eventually decided to move on with Tony Romo and make his life miserable.


I also hate her because she hates Carrie Underwood partially because she's jealous that Carrie and Tony used to be a couple but mainly it's because Carrie is hotter (not to mention, smarter), successful-ler, and undeniably prettier than her. And with what little f(l)ame she's left in her, she's determined to compete with Carrie (seriously??) thus try her luck at country music only to realized (or have she?) later that she should just give up her career and stick to be Tony's little cheerleader.


There is just so many reasons to hate her, isn't it?


In short, I hate her for trying too hard.


But most importantly, I hate her for

self-destructing by letting herself over-indulged in love and turned into this piece of shit.

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I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Okay I shall end my rambling here. Bye.




P/s : Btw, if you share my annoyance towards her, here's a website that I would definitely recommend you to visit. All you gotta do is laugh your intestines out. Bye.

The downside of being famous

I have always been an avid reader of Kennysia.com since the early of my bloghood. His credibility and tactics in exposing the truth to the public without being too outspoken neither too wishy-washy is simply admirable. And you can always rely on him to brighten up your day with his everlasting sense of humor if not lame joke. Not to mention he can write in incredibly good English unlike some blogger people who blog with limited vocabulary who can't even spell 'dissappointing' correctly (one s or two ah?)

But just when I thought he would continue to speak his mind out for the public, he refrained. His most recent entry titled 'Look It's The Prime MinistZZzzz' was altered hours shortly after it was posted up on his blog. The original entry was about him posting pictures of our Prime Minister dozing off during a convention in which he sarcastically describe as "in deep thought".

Eventhough I don't adore him for doing that (altering) given the reason was "out of respect, concern and consideration for the organising committee of the National Integrity Convention" but I truly understand.

I would be freaked out too if MalaysiaToday were to display the article of me poking fun at the Prime Minister on their highly controversial webpage. Hello??? It's MALAYSIATODAY. A news portal that even the man who took out the keris karat and shouted for Chinese bloodbath and his superior wife reads it. And the man who said bloggers are monkey living by the rule of the jungle only to prove himself to be one of those monkey later. And our longest serving ex-Prime Minister who published a controversial book titled 'The Malay Dilemma' that later entrenched his image as a Malay ultra.

Ring a bell?

Aiya basically everyone is reading it la (except for maybe bimbotic bloggers who only care about what they are going to get for Christmas yes I'm anti-bimbowannabes don't beh song me).

Insulting the Prime Minister on your blog is one thing and insulting the Prime Minister on your blog that later got linked to MalaysiaToday is another thing. Personally I don't mind jeopardizing my blog for facts that I wrote because I only have like ten readers and one comment so far so it is highly unlikely that Najib will come across my blog unless he's a blogholic but then that's most unlikely also since he's got many C4 task on his hand. But if Kennysia.com closes down it would be like the extinction of porn websites and that's pathetic. Especially to his diehard fans.


Politicians either love or hate MalaysiaToday. If there's anyone who can prove that "The pen is mightier than the sword" it has got to be Raja Petra Kamarudin.


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I'm a cowboy. Only smarter :)


This is the man that I would look upon to and proudly say "You da man".


This is perhaps the only Muslim that I would dare to go to the kopitiam with and drink kopi-o together without fearing if I might offend his feeling or being seen as "inconsiderate".


And he is by far the most ideal Muslim that I have come across of that I would willingly vote to be my country Prime Minister. If given a choice.


Wanna know why? Here's an article that he submitted on his website yesterday. It's titled 'I'M A MALAY, AND PROUD OF IT' Here's a few of the many lines that I would like to quote from him :

"Imagine a 13-year old girl killed in a most brutal manner because she was raped by three men. Should it not be the three men who should have instead been stoned to death? And do you not wonder why Islam suffers from a serious image problem? Muslims should take stock of what they are doing and understand the disservice they are doing to Islam"

"I pointed out that the Friday prayer sermons run down the other religions. I also argued that we are told not to ape the non-Muslims or take them as our friends as the non-Muslims are sworn enemies of Islam and can never be our friends"

"It is time the crutches are removed and the Malays learned how to walk with their heads held up high. Malays have to be made to believe that the Ketuanan Melayu and the NEP is an insult and that it suggests Malays are weak creatures. Malays must be proud of their achievements and not credit their achievements to the protection and special privileges they enjoy because they are Malay. The Malays used to be a proud race"

"I would like to believe that I am what I am because of who I am and not because of Ketuanan Melayu and the NEP. I take pride in that"

There, straight from the heart.


You tell me,


how can I possibly not love him?????


I was so moved by what he said I wanted to stand up and shout "HIDUP RPK!" so much but unfortunately I didn't cuz toomanypeoplehereandIdon'twanttolookstupid BUT still... I almost cried wtf whoever that cried while watching Titanic is stupid and you should ask your mom to do you a favor by running your dad's car over you that movie is stupid people die everyday just because one of them survived to tell the her story only to be exaggerated later deserves to win 11 Oscars, another 76 wins, 48 nominations and become the biggest box office ever in history is it wtf.


Now you know MY ASSUMPTION of why KennySia (I cannot bring myself to call him Kenny like most of his fans does because that would sound like I'm trying to act kawan baik with him and no I'm not that horse face (beh bin wtf hahaha..haha...ha) omg I'm doing too much of the bracket thing already like ( and ) you know what I mean omg I'm doing it again wtfomgwtf)


The truth to my assumption can never be justify but one thing's for sure, I bet KennySia is damn proud that his wisecrack-turned-serious post got handpicked by the wise man himself!

Okay, maybe not the man himself but still... it is definitely something to be brag about! (except for the altering part) I guess? No?