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Happy April Fool you just got fooled.





P/S : More updates tmr ;)

A good camera is a professional blogger's best friend

I was bitten by a stupid centipede while bathing and has been down with fever, flu, cough, headaches, shortness in breath and macam-macam lagi since the last five days and I feel like crying because 2009 is supposed to be a good year for me!

I swear God never like people born under the Tiger sign.

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So I just found out that they actually blog about the audition for MalaysianDreamGirl in three different location and that includes the one that I went in Penang. Apparently, a few bloggers were selected to blog about the audition that they previously got assigned to according to their location. Eventhough I applauded the crew for their efforts to come up with something fresh for the second season of MDG (they didn't have this shit in season one), but I really have gotta say, no offense, but it was truly disappointing.

First of all, all the pictures are somewhat blurry and very unprofessionally taken (can you blame the 3.2megapixel camera tho?). I was literally mortified when I saw fuzzy pictures of me with poor lightning and even poor quality. Come on guys, even my handphone got 5 megapixel can!

Here are some of the very miserable pictures of mine that I wish nobody will ever see but unfortunately is being posted on an averagely famous website that probably has like ten thousand viewers per day or maybe even more!

Bad contrast and lightning

Gawk! What did I do to deserved such a punishment from you?!

This is when the 'flash' comes in handy sayang... *shakes head*

Pass me my grandfather's glasses pls..

I had seen her in real life and I swear she doesn't have a cleft lip like above!
That poor girl, she's probably so pissed the minute she sees this

I stretched my eyes so often it hurt so badly

Taken at such a close range but still cannot get a better shot

Secondly, these social-shy bloggers didn't even have the courtesy to come forward and introduce themselves to us therefore I was totally blindsided until I stumbled upon their blog post on the MDG's website and went "Oh, so they're the official blogger for MDG??!".

I really wish that they were friendlier like the MDG's crew. I especially like Dennis and Claudia (sorry if I got your name wrong didn't get the chance to ask :P) because if it wasn't for their sense of humour and advices that calmed me down, I wouldn't have made it through the audition. Thank you so much guys <3


Ultimately, of all the three reviews that were submitted, only one that truly caught my eyes (and attention!). May I quote Willyyilly's ;

It’s sad to know that some girls actually refrained from attending the audition because they were afraid that their parents may object or may not like it, or worse, boyfriends?! If he loves you and understand that it’s the dream you want to pursue, he should know better than to prevent you from chasing after your dreams. Dump him!

Ish. Siapa makan cili dia terasa pedas la tuh. Lol.

Honestly, I wouldn't blame her for saying that because she's really just a stranger that I would really love to get to know better and perhaps share the side of my story with someday :) But until then, I shall again refrain from defending myself and coming up with lots and lots of crappy explanation because I am really not bothered.

However, I ain't no saint and my humiliation level can only take so much when you crossed the border with your incessant hurtful and insensitive comments like ;

(again I quote her)

Seriously, I’ve seen prettier, cuter, more gorgeous girls strolling in the malls around Penang, which makes a good point to ponder, where the hell are they when you needed them?

Okay, I'm aware that the number of contestants that turned up for the audition was pathetically small but don't you think it's a little mean for a person to openly pass such judgement?


How distasteful and sad.


I wonder what the other Penang's contestants has got to say about this.


All in all, apart from the extremely sweet judges and crew of MDG, there isn't one that I find interesting nor rather impressive due to the lackness in elaboration and introduction. There is definitely so much more space for improvement so lets just hope that they will finally step out of their comfort zone and unleash the talent in them for the next review.

Until then, I shall just wait and keep my fingers crossed.

Nah.

This is how you take nice picture and save the trouble of photoshopping at the same time.

Geddit??!

p/s : That's not my room! *singing in a 'That's not my name' by The TingTings manner*

p/p/s : Yes I dyed my hair brown! The next time you want to dye your hair DIY style, make sure you buy Gatsby brand because it's like super cheap and duper good I swear to God I bought it for RM11.++ during promotion but if no promotion is RM22.90 I know so much different right??! but still cheap and better than Loreal a gazillion times so go and try it it's fun and results are satisfactory! And no I didn't perm my hair that's just temporary one.

p/p/p/s : More pictures from Rachel's wedding to be updated soon so patience... ;)

Yo (wtf)

Small talk : I cannot tahan girls who call themselves "Princess". It gives me the impression of someone who is spoilt like those brats in 'My Sweet Sixteenth' where all those stupid girls ever do is throwing tantrums and crying over a broken nail.

Unless you're Xiaxue or a child (and I mean child as in a baby or toddler not a twenty something trap in a child body wtf if you get what I mean), it's really very uncool okay.

I don't even have to try so hard to be a QUEEN. *sarcasm*

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Note : Plenty of overdue and random post ahead.


Me, bf and another couple of his friend went for a buffet dinner (I hate buffet they make me binge!) at Rasa Sayang Resort (or was it a hotel?) last Friday. Apparently, this luxurious six-stars hotel with the cheapest room priced at a minimum RM1, +++ is being owned by our longest serving prime minister, Tun Mamak Mahathir.

Well, he probably own quarter of the moon too (the rest belong to Bush) and has a private rocket and an astronaut's sut compliment from NASA waiting to transport him and his Petronas Tower high cash to the moon. You know, just in case rabbits start to feed on people.

Anyway, back to my story. For a buffet that cost RM150 per capita, it might be a little pricey but I swear it is absolutely worth your every cent!

You can find all sorts of dishes there from Asian cuisines to Western and Japanese.

Got sushi sumore wei although I only like sashimi.

For seafatt seafood's lover, there is lobster, oyster (yuck), yabby (crayfish), harimau udang (tiger prawn wtf) and you name it, they've got it!

As for the deserts, laweh, there's enough to make your blood sugar level skyrocket thus become obese and get Type II diabetes. Perfect for the sweet tooth person. The deserts I mean.

And they're all so pretty can die okay! Makes me want to smuggle a few and put them as deco in my room.

If you're expecting to see pictures of those foods that I mentioned earlier, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.

I couldn't bring myself to take out my N95 and start to take pictures with the flash on (must on flash because if never on not clear boh pien my laoya phone :( at this atas place which 80percent of it consist of atas people (another 20 is the chefs and waitress) mah.


However, I did take pictures of their toilet during when there is no one (I know I'm so cool right) Very creepy one okay if you don't believe you go and try la wtf.



Creepy.
Imagine if you snap and then when you see from your phone there got one "thing" standing beside you in the reflection of the mirror wtf my hairs stand already wtf

Btw, I have no idea why my legs looked so chao ta here must have been the lightning
*in denial*


Very tastefully furnished, inside each cubicle got decorative artsy frame sumore wtf. But too bad don't have water to cebok wtf I hate toilet that don't have water ho(r)se


All in all, it was a pleasant experience considering they delivered exactly what we paid for that is a whooping RM600 for a dinner for four.

Who want recycled one I sell half price.

Haha wtf.


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Last 300 Saturday (forget when), me and ji moois went to Pure.

*blah blah blah*

Pictas! :)


Went to our usual hang out cafe before that.

Everybody kept on saying that SY looked pregger in that blouse which is kinda true haha and I have no idea why is Grace wearing a jersey. Maybe they got bored of being pretty wtf. Ally as the photographer



Your Queen with her annoying sister's right face



Say we don't look alike or else I shoot you



Grace, her (sorry!) unsexy jersey, Ally and her pua liap



Us again ( I know you want to see more of me don't lie)



Clockwise : Cammy > Ally > SY > Your Queen



Grace is getting married next year. Somewhere in July. Her bf handsome okay wtf



SY's parents always (and I mean it!) watch her leave the house. They would stand at the gate and watch until we drove off. So much like Amber except that Amber will nag and make me promise to come home early



If you want arms like mine, just don't exercise. Simple.



We make sure that we fully utilize Ally's new camera. Lucky her ^^

~End of clubbing photos~


NEXT!!!!



zomgomgwtf SEVENTY RINGGIT!! zomgomgwtf

SEVENTY~

SEVENTY~ <3

SEVENTY~

:) SEVENTY~

SEVENTY~

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Nothing la just maternal instinct kicks in again


Okay bye.

If I does meet G-O-D in heaven

I am gonna make sure that I so beat the crap outta him/her!

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Not going for the closed audition after all. Thanks to the ever so loving insecure and over-protective boyfriend :)

Alas, I figured that the last thing any typical Malaysian (or human in their right thinking mind) would want is a school dropout-cum-young mother-cum-(wtf) single mom as their next Malaysian Dreamgirl.


I probably suck worst than Cindy Teh.


Mommy I'm so sad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:'(

I will stop reading lansi's people blog.

Oh gosh. so many to ditch.

Woot!

You know, eventhough being wife to any well-known celebrity is a privilege and enviable, it can sometimes be tough, especially if your husband is Eason Chan.


Don't believe me?


Nah, see it to believe it.

No big deal you say?

still acceptable what?

How bout this?

Poor Mrs Chan is probably clenching her fist now while consoling herself and say "mou yeh geh mou yeh geh (translation =nothing one), he's a meng seng (singer), it's inevitable. At least he still finds girl attractive. I can handle a little competition one"

:)

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Girls are boring. I prefer indifference now"

By this time Mrs Chan is probably tossing their daughter into the garbage bin and setting their house on fire while shouting "sei lou! sei lou!" (bastard).



and upon seeing this, she shrieked and run to the safety box hidden in their bedroom's toilet and reach for Eason's left preserved ball and flush it down the toilet bowl while cursing his another ball.



the next thing you know, she's raging and cursing her head off while calling her lawyer to sue the producer of Brokeback Mountain.



Tsk Tsk Tsk.. that poor thing.



Uh oh...looks like someone could use some impulsive shopping and expensive spa to ease the tensions a little bit. Don't forget your shade!

It's the conscience, honey

Random stuff : I was halfway through explaining about the faxing problem that we encountered to a cute black guy when he took out his phone and type something on it before showing it to me.
It read 'I like your height'.I gave him that cold, unimpressed look that says
"Fucktard, why don't you date a giraffe then?"

Lame pick-up line can be such a turn-off.

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Blouse : RM 15.90 each
Stretchable pant : RM 13.90 each
Mitten/Boot : 1 RINGGIT EACH! <-this is the main point
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I don't care if there's no one to wear the mitten.

I must be crazy if I pass them on.