Yo (wtf)

Small talk : I cannot tahan girls who call themselves "Princess". It gives me the impression of someone who is spoilt like those brats in 'My Sweet Sixteenth' where all those stupid girls ever do is throwing tantrums and crying over a broken nail.

Unless you're Xiaxue or a child (and I mean child as in a baby or toddler not a twenty something trap in a child body wtf if you get what I mean), it's really very uncool okay.

I don't even have to try so hard to be a QUEEN. *sarcasm*

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Note : Plenty of overdue and random post ahead.


Me, bf and another couple of his friend went for a buffet dinner (I hate buffet they make me binge!) at Rasa Sayang Resort (or was it a hotel?) last Friday. Apparently, this luxurious six-stars hotel with the cheapest room priced at a minimum RM1, +++ is being owned by our longest serving prime minister, Tun Mamak Mahathir.

Well, he probably own quarter of the moon too (the rest belong to Bush) and has a private rocket and an astronaut's sut compliment from NASA waiting to transport him and his Petronas Tower high cash to the moon. You know, just in case rabbits start to feed on people.

Anyway, back to my story. For a buffet that cost RM150 per capita, it might be a little pricey but I swear it is absolutely worth your every cent!

You can find all sorts of dishes there from Asian cuisines to Western and Japanese.

Got sushi sumore wei although I only like sashimi.

For seafatt seafood's lover, there is lobster, oyster (yuck), yabby (crayfish), harimau udang (tiger prawn wtf) and you name it, they've got it!

As for the deserts, laweh, there's enough to make your blood sugar level skyrocket thus become obese and get Type II diabetes. Perfect for the sweet tooth person. The deserts I mean.

And they're all so pretty can die okay! Makes me want to smuggle a few and put them as deco in my room.

If you're expecting to see pictures of those foods that I mentioned earlier, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.

I couldn't bring myself to take out my N95 and start to take pictures with the flash on (must on flash because if never on not clear boh pien my laoya phone :( at this atas place which 80percent of it consist of atas people (another 20 is the chefs and waitress) mah.


However, I did take pictures of their toilet during when there is no one (I know I'm so cool right) Very creepy one okay if you don't believe you go and try la wtf.



Creepy.
Imagine if you snap and then when you see from your phone there got one "thing" standing beside you in the reflection of the mirror wtf my hairs stand already wtf

Btw, I have no idea why my legs looked so chao ta here must have been the lightning
*in denial*


Very tastefully furnished, inside each cubicle got decorative artsy frame sumore wtf. But too bad don't have water to cebok wtf I hate toilet that don't have water ho(r)se


All in all, it was a pleasant experience considering they delivered exactly what we paid for that is a whooping RM600 for a dinner for four.

Who want recycled one I sell half price.

Haha wtf.


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Last 300 Saturday (forget when), me and ji moois went to Pure.

*blah blah blah*

Pictas! :)


Went to our usual hang out cafe before that.

Everybody kept on saying that SY looked pregger in that blouse which is kinda true haha and I have no idea why is Grace wearing a jersey. Maybe they got bored of being pretty wtf. Ally as the photographer



Your Queen with her annoying sister's right face



Say we don't look alike or else I shoot you



Grace, her (sorry!) unsexy jersey, Ally and her pua liap



Us again ( I know you want to see more of me don't lie)



Clockwise : Cammy > Ally > SY > Your Queen



Grace is getting married next year. Somewhere in July. Her bf handsome okay wtf



SY's parents always (and I mean it!) watch her leave the house. They would stand at the gate and watch until we drove off. So much like Amber except that Amber will nag and make me promise to come home early



If you want arms like mine, just don't exercise. Simple.



We make sure that we fully utilize Ally's new camera. Lucky her ^^

~End of clubbing photos~


NEXT!!!!



zomgomgwtf SEVENTY RINGGIT!! zomgomgwtf

SEVENTY~

SEVENTY~ <3

SEVENTY~

:) SEVENTY~

SEVENTY~

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Nothing la just maternal instinct kicks in again


Okay bye.

Waffle for all

Why the hell when the Malays are fasting they have to either stop selling foods or only sells at night huh?? And is it just me or the food during fasting month taste horrible??

Don't you find it annoying when you have been craving for something, say waffle for the whole week, then planned meticulously of when to eat them (since you're on a diet), and when that day finally arrived, you were so thrilled and is anxiously on your way to get your long yearned delectable peanut butter waffle, only to find that none of the shops are open!


Knn. Sibeh potong steam. Just like when you're about to have orgasm then your mother walks in. Nevermind. Bad example.


I even walked back and forth like a lost child looking for her mother for a few time thinking that I might have missed the shop when in fact it is closed. Cipet.

To add insult to my already injured self-esteem, I had to settle for a medium set of fishburger from McD that taste noticeably different from usual. It's so stale you could easily make a hole in the wall using it.

I'm on a diet okay! A.very. strict. diet! I starved the whole entire week, 7 days, 168 hours, 10,080 minutes, 604,800 seconds, just so that I could have ONE freakin' piece of waffle, only to be ruined by your most unforgivable incompetencies!

Whoa~before you start to throw stone at me and protest..

First and foremost, I DO understand why most of the Muslims chose not to operate during the fasting month. If they operates a warung then I certainly do because it is just so inhumane to expect them to stand the whole day working on an empty stomach under the hot scorching sun BUT, if they were shops operating in a supermarket, and I mean cozy, indoor, air-conditioned shop, then it's a whole freakin' different story.


For instance, say...my case. And then there's also a friend of mine who just recently told me that her school canteen does not operate on fasting month because it belongs to a Muslim family and therefore (assumption cuz I can't think of a better reason) it is unnecessary for them to open since they don't eat until dinner time. Oh okay so it means that if you eat, you sell, and if you don't then no need to sell and screw those Chinese and Indian who needs to eat?? You're either irresponsible or inconsiderate then.

As for the person who approve application for temporary closure, I don't give two fuck if you are a Malay/Chinese/Indian/lain-lain, you're just as shallow as you are.

How can some managements be so tremendously dumb to not see that apart from the Muslim, other races don't puasa? The most we do is go vegan during certain times but still, it does not give you an excuse for not selling you sluggard because waffle does not contain meat, except for, well, waffle that contains meat of course BUT all I'm asking for is a simple peanut butter waffle and why can't you let me have my waffle you're so mean you ruined my diet and now I'm 0.5kg heavier wtf i hate you T_T


Where else to find peanut butter waffle?


T_T

Best diet ever!

As you can see/read, I'm trying on a new diet now because I'm so fat and pathetic like that.

It's called the Atkin's Diet (do check out the website if you're really desperate in losing some unwanted fats) and I've been on it for 3 days now, 5 to be exact but since I took too much of a little Fish Market In Manhattan yesterday and an adequate amount of my aunt's superb classic cheesecake the day before yesterday and I felt like a loser so guilty now that's why I minus off the 2 days wtf.

And I really gotta say that this is indeed the BEST DIET EVER (or best in my case) because, I get to indulge in ALMOST everything that I want without having to worry about putting on a few pounds later. Basically, I don't have to starve no more!

Incredibly, I've lost 2kgs in just 3 days! I hope the weighing scale is accurate cuz Aunt M said it's probably not BUT!! Carol said I look slightly slimmer than before so.....yay. :)



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During the last night in KL that is last Saturday, Uncle Y and Aunt M brought us ( me and everyone in the family except for my dad which regretably couldn't make it because he's having fever why am I telling you this wtf) to Neway Karaoke because it was my mommy's birthday.

I was miserably snacking on mineral water and chewing gums (sugarfree one mind you) while the others had Kampai and keropok wtf.Then I was astounded when I heard my uncle sing because he really can sing lo...beside me la of course :P Ey, don't start calling me beh bin (horse face) okay because EVERYONE AGREED and I can see it because they kept begging persuading me to sing. Still don't believe? Yala yala I beh bin la.


On the sidenote, Dar shared with me a few funny news that he read from the newspaper lately and I thought it would be so considerate of me to share it here with everyone yeah I'm so kind I deserve a noble award.

Anyhoo, the first one was around last month? I think. It was about how NASA is considering about building a room on the moon for astronauts to have sex because apparently, human has sexual desire to be fulfilled.


Talk about facilities! Isn't that cool??


Imagine doing the horizontal cha cha thing without gravitation! They were even warned to be more careful while doing "it" cuz they might lose balance and hurt themselves. How thoughtful of the peole who came up with this idea. Damn those lucky bastards.



Next on was about an Ah Pek who went to this particular ATM machine accompanied by another friend, trying to withdraw money but couldn't due to some technical problem.

Ah Pek : Eh wtf <--(self-added) Why kenot withdraw one? Spoil d ah?

Ah Pek's friend : Alaaa..no money say no money la, don't kei kei la..hahahaha...

Ah Pek : *tulan*


Consequently, Ah Pek got overwhelmed by all the teasings and decided to sue the bank. And guess what? The bank had to pay precisely ten thousand ringgit to Ah Pek as a compensation for their "lack of credibility"!


Wah lau wei~ Like this also can lor~


Why not me?? Oh, I don't have money to withdraw. Diu.