Dia tidak suka telur kami???!

Small talk : What if someone who knows me personally reads my blog?

@@"

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If you think that Ahmad Ismail calling for the Chinese leaders to apologise to him for a racist statement that he made is absurd, wait until you read this.

For those who didn't click on it, it's actually about some members from don't know which part of UMNO's division (not bothered to know since they have like 157,928 (probably more) divisions) lodging a police report against Teresa Kok for.. read this : INSULTING EGG.



"The Seputeh Umno Youth division lodged
a police report today against Seputeh MP
Teresa Kok, claiming she had insulted the Royal Malaysian
Police and the egg,
which is an essential food of the underprivileged."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

IMHO, if there's anyone who deserve to be sue for "insulting" foods, it has got to be none other than Gordon Ramsay.

ROFL

Waffle for all

Why the hell when the Malays are fasting they have to either stop selling foods or only sells at night huh?? And is it just me or the food during fasting month taste horrible??

Don't you find it annoying when you have been craving for something, say waffle for the whole week, then planned meticulously of when to eat them (since you're on a diet), and when that day finally arrived, you were so thrilled and is anxiously on your way to get your long yearned delectable peanut butter waffle, only to find that none of the shops are open!


Knn. Sibeh potong steam. Just like when you're about to have orgasm then your mother walks in. Nevermind. Bad example.


I even walked back and forth like a lost child looking for her mother for a few time thinking that I might have missed the shop when in fact it is closed. Cipet.

To add insult to my already injured self-esteem, I had to settle for a medium set of fishburger from McD that taste noticeably different from usual. It's so stale you could easily make a hole in the wall using it.

I'm on a diet okay! A.very. strict. diet! I starved the whole entire week, 7 days, 168 hours, 10,080 minutes, 604,800 seconds, just so that I could have ONE freakin' piece of waffle, only to be ruined by your most unforgivable incompetencies!

Whoa~before you start to throw stone at me and protest..

First and foremost, I DO understand why most of the Muslims chose not to operate during the fasting month. If they operates a warung then I certainly do because it is just so inhumane to expect them to stand the whole day working on an empty stomach under the hot scorching sun BUT, if they were shops operating in a supermarket, and I mean cozy, indoor, air-conditioned shop, then it's a whole freakin' different story.


For instance, say...my case. And then there's also a friend of mine who just recently told me that her school canteen does not operate on fasting month because it belongs to a Muslim family and therefore (assumption cuz I can't think of a better reason) it is unnecessary for them to open since they don't eat until dinner time. Oh okay so it means that if you eat, you sell, and if you don't then no need to sell and screw those Chinese and Indian who needs to eat?? You're either irresponsible or inconsiderate then.

As for the person who approve application for temporary closure, I don't give two fuck if you are a Malay/Chinese/Indian/lain-lain, you're just as shallow as you are.

How can some managements be so tremendously dumb to not see that apart from the Muslim, other races don't puasa? The most we do is go vegan during certain times but still, it does not give you an excuse for not selling you sluggard because waffle does not contain meat, except for, well, waffle that contains meat of course BUT all I'm asking for is a simple peanut butter waffle and why can't you let me have my waffle you're so mean you ruined my diet and now I'm 0.5kg heavier wtf i hate you T_T


Where else to find peanut butter waffle?


T_T

My router died T_T

Me : Sis, have you visited my blog yet? Go and see see la <-you see how pathetic I am already?

Sis : Dowan la your blog so laoya... *sarcasm*

Me : Oh, don't go, I got bitched about you. I forgot..hehe :D

Sis : ...

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Gosh, now that I know..the worst thing that could have happen to me is not having those occasional bad hair/bad skin/fat days or when I cannot draw balanced eyeliner

(wtf sometimes I'm so vain can die and I hate)

Anyway, it's not... Okay actually it's quite a big deal also la especially if my make up smudged because I sweat too much and if I forgot to apply deodorant then it's going to make things worst. Therefore I didn't expect anything to be worst than a smudged make up until my router died on me! T_T <-miserable okay..

Technically, it is still under warranty but you know la Chinese people how they do business when promoting time everything also got everything also can then after deal, apa pun tarak. Sigh.

And then the thought of having to fork out my own money for a new router kinda annoys me when I know for sure that sis will be the main benefactor and she's gonna smuggle it to her bf's place for as long as she can and use it until it's spoilt again before she brings it back and also I'm kinda broke then <-defensive again wtf. Besides, I'm not the one who destroy it therefore I don't see the reason for me to pay for something that I'm not responsible for. Long story short, we got so fed up with how frequent we had to replace our router (the last one only lasted for 3months!) that we deliberately stop thinking about getting another one. Pekchek.

BUT

life without internet access does indeed sucks T_T

Thus dear readers, I am so truly sorry that you hadn't get to hear from Your Beloved Majesty, me, and if you still love reading my blog yang tidak seberapa ini, thankiu so much T_T <- tears of joy wtf

I have been wanting to blog so much about so many things but with so little opportunity and time. The last time I blogged, I had to go to this cheapskate cybercafe that's packed with formally dressed ah beng playing cs. Don't even get me started on those kids who can never sit still and offer me some peace.

Every now and then my blogging addiction kicks in and I so much wanted to blog about things that has been bothering me of late. Relationship, family, and most importantly, politics! How can anyone possibly not talk about politics in their blog especially with the way our politicians and government are behaving nowaday?? Think circus.I'm so ashamed of the people who rule my country. Seriously.

However, with so many things and so little time, there is only so much I can blog for now. More updates tomorrow.

Please don't give up on me. O_O

Don't drink then drive

Can you believe that I'm actually stuck at some cheapskate cybercafe now, blogging about how I'm stuck in some cheapskate cybercafe wtf.

There's some kanak-kanak walking around hovering at me (annoyingly creepy) and a handful of college students who dress so formally it's as if they're some senior manager preparing annual report but playing CS which is so potong steam can??? (I have nothing against CS player OR college student who wear formal wear it's just that don't you think that if you combine both it's like... meh?)

You see that is why I never date college student.

Ok maybe just Melaka college student.

Ok maybe just Melaka college student who wear formal wear and play CS wtf why do I have to be so considerate of people's feeling why can't I just be bitchy like XiaXue I loves bitches.

Moving on, yesterday Ally came to fetch me from my house so that we can spend the night together at her place. She actually drove all the way from her place to mine, one hand holding a wine bottle (yes the whole bottle la of course then takkan wana use wine glass so sophisticated meh wtf) another on the steering. Seriously. So much for "don't drink and drive" eh?

Why must you break my choco sundae record??? T_T


Bitch.