Phonecall

I ran to the room to get my ringing phone just now. Eek? MJ? Surprise call. It's not that MJ never called before but usually when she did it would be at night because us, the nocturnals are better at yakking during when there's no sun. Hmm..


MJ : ey, tell you what, since you're very free at home righttttt... help me to do a favor can?

ME : (sense something amiss d) yah, what?

MJ : Go and open a Facebook account. Rach, Grace, SY,...(continue to list out all the people's name in the world except mine) already have. We're anticipating you!

ME : -___-"" but I thought you said not nice one?

MJ : uhh...actually not bad la, cuz there's more applications compared to the antiquated Friendster. Can send gifts and kisses, can even send Chanel bag!

ME : ... *clueless for 3sec* For what??

MJ : Aiya, just for fun la..I send you visual Chanel bag you don't want ar?! *chuckles* ( yes I don't LOL :P)

ME : ... *speechless for another 5sec* why? got our own avatar one is it? ( that's what the bag is for right? FLAUNT)

MJ : Nooo.. JUST FOR FUN

ME : *totally speechless*




Well, what can I say? We ought to compromise accommodate for the sake of friendship sometimes.

Besides, we'll never know until we've tried right? righttt?????

Losing sanity

Nothing much to say about today but I just want to mark two days ago, 16/4 as the day where me and S did two nutty stuffs for the first time (might consider doing it again in the future).

The first crazy thing we did was fishing in the rain under the black and stormy sky LOL It was insane seriously! Well obviously we didn't purposely plan to go fishing during raining day la (siao meh) but it just so happened that it rained halfway when we're fishing and we have only started to warm up lo wtf. One hour into fishing and it rain and we didn't even manage to catch one single fish yet diu (unless you consider the fish that I caught much earlier that later unhooked itself while I'm shouting "yay, I've got my first fish~" excitedly as...my first fish

-___-"" ) crap.

Super potong steam looo

Lansi fish

After it started to rain cats and dogs, me and S was feeling so totally cheated and I was cursing the fishes that scammed our prawns. Not giving up, we're determined to wait for the rain to stop while we perseveringly plan our strategy in the car. S told me that it is easier to hook a fish when it's raining because fishy swim up to the surface in search for rubbish food thinking that the droplets were food!

Hahahaha...so stupid right?

I wonder which is stupider.. Fish or prawn?

And so we waited until 915pm which is almost a freaking hour before the rain started to ceased into drizzles and we resume fishing again, this time however, with me holding the umbrella instead of the rod whilst S fishes because I'm so terrified that we'll be strike by the lightning and I don't wanna meet my death while fishing because it is the most uncool things to do.

-____-"

Seriously, I'd rather die *touchwood* being run over by an expensive car lo. Heck, I can even hold a grand funeral for myself using the money he/she (unlucky driver) have to compensate to my family. Favourably, pls burn me all the sui sui and cangih mangih gadgets and an average-size house with a swimming pool and jacuzzi and lots of alcoholic chocolates thankiu. Oh, and an after lifetime supply of designer's bag also *tsk tsk* so much cheaper! :D Lastly, I would want my ashes to be send to the moon by American cute astronaut (not our model-cum-space-passenger!)

Reporter : So can you tell us what you've learn from your experience this time?

Shukor : Oh, I've learnt that you cannot make roti canai and teh tarik on the moon!

Reporter : .....

Off-topic. Back to the scene, you can see two retarded person fishing in the rain waiting anxiously for the fish to bite anytime. Until it begins to pour furiously again and we finally gave up going home soaked, frustrated and greatly exhausted. Hail almighty.

Oh did I mention that we bought 5packets of nasi lemak on our way home because we were starvinggggg? Yes we did, and what happens next is the second craziest thing we did in one night.

So by the time we've reached home, we were both drained and hungry and after done showering, we quickly unwrap the nasi lemak and gobble down frantically fearing that we might pass out in any second. First bite down, I can already taste the insignificant amount of sourness circulating in my mouth, I turned to look at S who seem to be oblivious to the taste, baffled, I asked if his tastebuds are functioning. Knowingly, he told me he too can taste it and didn't seem to be bother by least about it, he continued eating o_O I was of course reluctant la at first because I scared will kena food poisoning then will vomit, fever and diarrhoea..etc Leceh kan?

Wait, did I said diarrhoea? It is a good thing right? *proceeds eating while enjoying our Hong Kong drama*

Can save on laxatives eh :)

Hypocrites unveiled!

Once, KJ and his geng said that bloggers are monkeys living by the law of jungles that spread lies and rumours. The THEN Minister of Tourism even "cleverly" presumed that 80% of the blogger populations are of bored, unemployed women, after calling us LIARS. Remember they even went for a witch-hunt against political blogger who speak out the daring truth/opinions that we don't read in the newspapers because most of the MSM are government controlled? Who would forget right? :) BUT, that was before the recent GE tsunami defining moment.


Today, I totally LMAO-ed (laugh my ass off, frog) when I read about an article from Malaysia Today where ministers who intended to contest for election were urged to have their own blog otherwise, not qualified to be one.

Hilariously, as much as they used to despised blog, a few of these miserable ministers have been left with no choice but to resort to it as an attempt to bash the opposition parties reach out to the people after been mistreating us like the lamb on the chopping board. Pfft. Karut betul. Why can't they just accept defeat and change? or better yet, just bungkus like Zakaria did la.. *shakes head*

Anyhoo, a few of these pot-calling-kettle-black people who retreated into blogsphere were former Selangor MB Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo

Has not visited his blog yet but I heard he sounded insaf and humbler after the poor results. Good move, but doesn't it seem a lil' too late hunny? Kesian...

Next is the idiotic snob, Ali Rustam who, before election on 15th October '07 presumptuously said that his party, UMNO does not need the support of the Chinese and Indians or even Sabah and Sarawak to win the election because his party has ruled Malaysia for 50 years without anyone’s help and it can continue ruling for another 50 years, all alone, without anyone’s help. OIC....

Also known as Ali Ketam in his blog

My, my...see what happened now Mr Cakap-tak-serupa-bikin? Mark his face, because we might not get to see him again next election. Awww...don't worry, as a Malaccan, I'll try to remember you, as my state's Cheap CM not, because maluuuuu, but as the typical UMNO member la :) This pakcik, until now tak serik-serik lagi! Instead of using his blog to good use, he used it to detract the credibility of the People's Alliance or in short, as his vendingland. Apalah this Rusty, can't he sees that he's trying too hard? This idiot left me totally lost in words without even trying. Here is a post you might lurve to read. Again another case of pot-calling-kettle-black. It reminds me of the three lil' piggy stories, except that in his version I saw one hungry green-eyed wolf. Saya lurve porkie! :)

Basically, he is the man (beside other "men") that we would love to hate because of his incompetencies, and don't you feel that he kind of resembles his master? Tuuu...itu yang suka tidur? Sigh. I doubt if he can even succeed in anything. Oh wait, there IS something that he might want to note down in his first page first column of achievement book, dia punya bespectacled blog kena blasted by 2,ooo hate comments in just one week time! Wow, impressive..impressive... sungguh menakjubkan!

And recently of the very recently, it has also been hacked ! Wtf, I'm jealous.

Ironically, it is very much celebratory now that more and more ministers are taking their baby step into the cyberworld with the intentions to complacent their own party while they scuttlebutt their nemesis with their immatureness rectify their previous mistakes and making up to the rakyat, hopefully. That proves Bloggers can’t be bored, unemployed women and monkeys because surely Khir Toyo and Ali Rustam are no such thing. Okay, maybe they are not bored, unemployed women.

Padan muker!

Too soon

My mind went blank all of the sudden. I don't know if I should start speculating now or to wait for confirmation but I am definitely unprepared for this now. So unexpected and surreal if it's true, but I better not start freaking out too early in case it turn out to be a false alarm or misunderstanding.

Unknowingly, what should I do or say if it's true?

I'm speechless.

*Updates*

OMG I'm pregnant wtfholymothertheresa! Kidding la. :) It turned out to be a really lame punya joke that stupid S has pulled on me wtf. He attempted to make me feel sorry by telling me that "grandma has left us already" in a very solemned voice and I did believe okay wtf. Then it turned out that he actually meant that she (grandma) has moved out to stay with his uncle/grandma's son. I kpkb when he explained to me while he seemed to be so amused with my stupidity wtf. Lame. Sometimes it really amazes me of how my imagination can overworked and drag me beyond normalcy.

Then I totally pissed when people laugh at me for being so gullible or (I hate to use this word) ...dumb. Hey please lor, if I'm dumb for believing you then you're despicable because you're not trustworthy :P

Well, least to say, I prefer being dumb than despicable lo :)

p/s: Btw, *touchwood* for the pregnant part. Cringe.

Some people never learn

Okay, I am so extremely, super, terribly TULAN right now. In fact, I can even feel my blood boiling up to my head and the rising of temperature in my body wtf.

For heaven's sake, I SERIOUSLY don't understand why do certain people nowadays can be so insensitive and sorry to say but, PATHETICALLY STUPID, to speak before they think. Or maybe he did think about it first, and still insist on saying it because it is just his way of thinking? Cetek.

Anyways, stop wondering and read this :

I play golf at my grandpa's dusun

How do you feel?

So CHEE BUY right???!

For those who is lazy to click on it to read (which you really should!), it was an article which I stumbled upon in Malaysia Today just now. It was about this dickhead so-called PRINCE saying that the non-malay should not seek equality for themselves. WTF. Here's some of the seriously distasteful quote that I would like to highlight :



"Therefore, the rakyat must unite and never raise issues regarding Malay rights and special privileges because it is a quid pro quo in gratitude for the giving in of citizenship (beri-paksa kerakyatan) to 2.7 million non-Malays into the Tanah Melayu federation.“Thus, it is not appropriate for these other ethnic groups to have citizenship, only (later) to seek equality and
privileges,” said Tengku Faris, who read from a 11-page prepared text."

Knn. Firstly, do you think I bloody wana give up my British citizenship for your wrecked ship during that time ah? I don't even know why my great-great-great grandfather want to seal the deal ok? Who knows maybe they are forced "under some circumstances" since you know what they say about politics right? No? Whatever la, if I were to know that the consequences for the lousy exchange would put us, the non-malay, to where we are today, I would have stop them by all means! Even if it means that I have to reincarnate as a T-rex and EXTINCT (million of years earlier ) so that I could scribble some note on a fossil to warn them about this.

Next, if you are still too blind to see it, what we are REALLY against is the abuse of such privileges such as the NEP. The NEP is not a special right, but a government policy that has gone on for far too long, 30years to be exact. Bear in mind that the Constitution only grants the special rights as long as they do not infringe on the rights of others. Meaning, your rights end where mine begin. Geddit hunny?

You have also seemed to forget that we all agreed to a gentleman's agreement that the special privileges (which are not rights) were supposedly to be reviewed 15 years after Merdeka. It is now 50 years after Merdeka, and yet the crutches are still there. Otherwise, why bother giving up being British subjects eh?

Actually, much of the special privileges as enshrined in the Constitution are peanuts to us. It is the abuse of such privileges like the Ketuanan Melayu and NEP which only benefited the elite that has made the privileges seem evil and undeserved to us. And yet, you are perpetuating that evil. After all, the NEP has not benefited the majority of Malays and the other Bumiputeras of East Malaysia has it?

Next,

"As an example, Tengku Faris said non-Malays are allowed to practice theirrespective religions in peace. They must however do so in accordance with the law and “not be provocative towards Islam” .“The Malay rulers are the head of the Islamic religion and Malaysia is a Islamic country (negara Islam), not secular. We have our own formula (as a country) which is different from others,” he added, drawing thunderous applause from the crowd"

Aiyo, why do we have to go over this again and again? As far as I remember, the only person who said that we are an Islamic country is none other that nyanyok old man. True, our Federal Constitution clearly states that, Islam is the religion of the Federation BUT it does not mean that we are an Islamic country pakcik...Sigh, I malas wana debate about this again la. Since people only want to believe in what they want to believe right? :)

Secondly, those "crowd" is actually a "huge" number of 1,000 of people and I bet on my begs that they were all UMNO's who are paid and staged and they probably bring their wife, daughters, neighbours, grandfather and grandmother along to expand their pathetic crowd just like the other day!

Huh? In my 22years of life, I have never seen or even heard of any event where the non-malays have ever "be provocative towards Islam"lo . Seriously. You think we dare meh? During those older days, my father and even grandfather was so intimidated by the devil's threats and constantly being haunted by the 513 ghost that they have to keep their voice low amongst themselves whenever they bersembang about the government's wrongdoings. Even during my time now, I still see napoleons and all the para Hang Jebats instilling fear into us by bringing up the past and shouting "We want blood spill!", holding rally with banner that read "LET'S SOAK THE KERIS WITH CHINESE BLOOD", and hey, let us not forget the keris karat waving thing in parliament!

And now look who's talking?

In fact, you know what I saw? I saw my temples being torn down to it's very last piece. I saw how my fellow Indian friends are being sprayed by water canon and tear gas because they publicly show off their heartache of being under appreciated, I saw how pig farms are being shut down because they were the dirtiest animal to the Malays and because most importantly, they don't consume it. I saw how we were being marginalised from school level to purchasing properties just because our skin color is yellow/black and how we were being described as "pendatang" by people like you. Now you tell me,

Who provoked who ?

Make no mistake at all, I have many Malay friends, some as early as primary up till today. Countless of them to be honest. In them, I can never find the word "racism" or the snobbish attitude. Thus, I truly sayang each and every one of them. In fact, I respect them for their purities and togetherness that they planted in their soul and practise amongst themselves which is really nothing but admirable, and I always hope that this is something that us, Chinese, can learn from because let's just admit the fact la okay? Chinese people are all mostly selfish and kiasu lo. Except for those old-fashioned gangsters who really "brother" one, otherwise, all Chinese are self-centred I think? Even nowadays gangster also got use money politic one already okay? Only talk on the benefit of money. Sigh.

What I'm trying to say is that not all Malays, all Chinese and all Indian is as bad as what we thought. Like everything in life, there is always the good, bad and the ugly. In this case, I bet we all know who is the BAD aka true evil behind all these mastermind lo, so no need to elaborate :)For me, it is just fair that everything comes in two to balance the cycle of life. Can you imagine a world without baddies? Or even GUY/GIRL?? Would be so dramaless (read: boring) that I'd rather die before my insanity level hit climax.

Recalling, I still remember when grandpa told me about how the malays,chinese,and indian used to gather and sit down together in the kopitiam chatting away happily and how they would help each other unconditionally. No word are too sensitive to them and they are all a big happy family despite the different blood that flows inside them. But everything changed after 513. They no longer hang out at the kopitiam together neither do they go to each other aid anymore when are in need. Save your "why" for some other day because we all know very well why it happened.

Damn politics ! Damn you MM for creating distrust and hatred against us !

Damn all of them !!!

I just cursed all of you political bastards :)

Ultimately, this time around, God have miraculously given us hope during the recent GE proving that we, the rakyat, have evolves to become smarter and braver (long life cyberworld!) in punishing the fascist and arrogant bastards , and most fortunately, no longer being haunt by the 513 nightmare. Now that we can finally unite and speak as one to show our dissatisfaction's, angers and frustrations for being taken for granted all along, it is only not long before we can truly live and indulge in harmony again like how we used to be. So yeah, yay. :)

FUHLAMAK! So pro-PR post, later will kena throw into ISA one boh??! -___-"

Whatever la, I might as well contest for a parliament sit to win and become the next CM of Melaka like YB Lim Guan Eng then. hahaha..haha..ha

My Pursuit of Happyness

It's Thursday again. Sigh. and I will not get to see Baby A tomorrow. At least not until my next homecoming.

No matter how hard I try to fight this feeling off, it would always come back to me again regardless. Thinker. Having to be selfish, as what you might call, I find myself still standing at this crossroad allowing my mind to roam to the path that it had chose. A path where the heart collided with mind. Why can't I just make up my goddamn mind? If it wasn't for her, for my precious princess, I would have long moved on.

!!!

Marcus is still contemplating about us by diverting everything to his work. I seriously have no idea of what is in his goddamn mind. and I don't want to know either.

Because I'm afraid of the consequences of turning back. And because I don't want to.

Because I can never be happier than I am now. To break free from all the worries and uncertainties. To know that S truly loves me for who I am. I'm in euphoria.

Isn't this is how love supposed to be ?

All my life, every little step, every thought and plan, every decisions that have been made, they were all about you, if not us. Never once had I wish that you will be different from the first day I met you because I loved you for who you are. In fact, I left because you changed. I assumed that it was a good change but ironically, I just couldn't cope anymore because it was all about YOU. Your evolutionary change has been for none other than you, yourself. You gradually lost the "us" in your each passing day. I'm petrified everytime I starts to wonder what is going to left in another 10years and my mind would just went blank.

And you were too blind to see that everytime you took a step forward, I was push further behind. And by the time you've realised it, I'm already gone from your sight.

It was really heart wrenching , to have decided to let go after all the hard efforts of trying to salvage the remaining of us. To let innocent people down and suffer in silence or rather, in disgrace. But after all the continuous failure and disappointment, I have come to learn that to let go is to know that it has, and will always be effortless and I'm sick of you sabotaging everything that we had built in the past 7 years. Letting go is hard, but staying is even harder.

Regrettably, Princess A wasn't supposed to be victimised but what has been done has been done and crying over spilt milk is never an option for me. Princess A is a bright child, and I'm thankful because she knows that despite the massive new change that she now has to adapt to, our love for her will always remained unchanged.

Like I said, I loved you dear, but it takes two to tango.

Dammit why am I so emo you tell me why -_-

Anyways, come April and I am still procrastinating about stuffs that should have been completed by now. I'm such a pig. I think I should really stop being nice and step up (so that God can finally see me?) to say out what I really want - LOUD AND CLEAR. Otherwise "they" will start to take me for granted again wtf. Ima be mean and get rid of whatever obstacle that hinders my way and stop me from being happy! Thats right, I am so crazily in love again and I *heart* my newfound happiness! :) Loser.

Why oh why..

Pissed

One of the many things that I really hate about myself is my forgetfulness. I would comfortably forgets from the tiniest things like my freshly done nails, stuffs that I've placed/misplaced, my menstrual cycle, to important birthdays and anniversaries. Usually I would just grumble but other time, it just annoys me to the max.

Ughh..some small mistakes are sometimes too careless to be forgive. Like this time for instance when I left my pen drive back home during yesterday's morning when I was in a hurry to catch the bus. I forgot to check the time -___-" I had pathetically saved all my posts that I blog using MOffice in it since there is no bloody connection back home. I could easily die if I were to stay for a few more days, say a week? For the past couple of two weeks, I have been living a caveman life without an Internet connection and it suck big time SERIOUSLY.

Unsurprisingly, I don't bother to blog about what I saved in the pen drive again until the next time I go home to collect it which I hopefully will remember. Frus.

I called mom the minute I woke up this morning to ask her to keep my pen drive for me and not to let anybody use it ESPECIALLY Manda. I've got some private stuffs in it .. XD

And if she ever gets to use it, I'm done. Seriously, I'm not making a big fuss about some stupid pen drive you know. Manda never fail to pissed me off to the core once with her insensitivity and tantrums. She would lashes out at you even if it was her fault. Stoopid bitch.

Speaking of insensitivity, it reminds me of last night when I was totally pissed off when I found out that she's been secretly sending pictures from my phone to hers. Obviously she didn't tell me because if she did at least intended, she wouldn't have send them without my knowledge. I totally freaked out when I found out from my phone's last searched device and I sent her a text to confront her immediately. She didn't reply me until the next morning and I was left feeling emo-ed throughout the night wtf.

As expected, she admitted that she did, but it was only a picture of her dog which I took using my phone cam. I really don't know if I should believe her man.. because theoretically, her dog's with her most of the time and do you think that she did not have any picture of her (the dog) at all ? When on the other hand I only have like....a friggin 2? Doesn't quite make sense right?

And from what I know, she is a person who will never hesitate to use or take my stuffs without even informing me and the next thing I know, *poof* missing stuffs.

I'm so sick of confronting her again and again about it that I would just let it pass. Honestly, I don't mind sharing things with people as long as they remember to ASK for my permission because I don't like to find my stuffs missing and having to turn the room upside down to find for them especially when I'm in a hurry. And I don't like it more when you denied it when being confronted and I would "miraculously" found them in your bag damnit.

I really cannot stand lies and rudeness so much that I change my perception of you the moment I found out that you are one. One chance is all you have to compensate and if you screw it up, I'll screw you up. No kidding.

Anyways, pissness aside and here's some random pictures to brighten up my gloomy day :)

Baby A with her coleslaw

Baby A showing off her row of white teeth

Dummy posing with her bunch of Ferreros.

So effortlessly -___-"

Evil me :)

Me and Mr. Bf with our sprained neck

I like! :)

Distracted boy -_-"

Our cuteness overload pignose turtle

Vainpot with dirt in her eye? lol ;p

Candid shot by my favourite pervert

My smelly bolster

Coffeebean's super pretty muffins!

My lookalike-but-only-shorter bestie, Ally :D

Manda's evil dog -.-

NOT CUTE

Baby A's sulking

Shit mood now. Going off to make more holes on Manda's pictures. Chee buy.