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Smalltalk : A good friend of mine texted me yesterday to share news that she had just given birth to her baby boy. I replied telling her how excited I am and all and I even reminded her to send me a picture of her baby. I was still in deep excitement before she replied me telling me, very indirectly, that it was also her birthday, like "Yalor, yesterday is also my birthday. hehe"

The next thing I know, I'm sitting here, full of shame, trying to come up with a less awkward reply. Damn.

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I got locked in my own room at 3 in the/this/whichever you prefer morning. It took nearly 1hour for bf to play the hero saving the damsel in distress, well, not that distressing afterall thanks to the aircond and my psp I love you. Bf actually suggested that he climb over from the window of the room next door to mine but I stopped him reminding him that it is the ghost month so it's very dangerous like as if during normal month accident don't happen.

The minute I got out from the room I am so touched and happy that I hugged him and tell him I missed him alot.

I saw a baby monkey just now and he's so adorable can die wtf

Note: I just commented on Cindy Teh, the MDG's blog telling her that she don't look bitchy to me. on her yoga post -_- I'm becoming more and more irrelevant each passing day. Crap.

Btw, what I was about to blog is totally unrelated to the title above just in case you really thought that I'm gonna blog about the baby monkey that I saw in a pet shop just now you're so smart I love you.


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As a true Malaysian who don't just call themselves true Malaysian but be a true Malaysian (wtf?) , and a half-penangite (no my dad is not a Penangite neither is my mom in fact I don't have any relative that is from Penang but since my bf is, and since I love Penang foods SO MUCH I figured I'd fake myself as a half-penangite. until me and my bf break up of course and then I might want to be a half-kiasu-an singaporean or half-american yay. (:

Nevermind I start again, as a true Malaysian and a half-penangite I am constantly getting myself updated with the latest news in our country. without. failing. In fact, I sometimes get so caught up with politics that it irks my bf when I talk politics with him cuz he think girls should be talking about fashion stuffs like shoes or bags or stripey clothes or sauna and spas or cute guys or Dr Fish instead of cars, watches, chicks, or politicians, which I does alot, hence he thinks I'm not being normal. Not abnormal abnormal but as in abnormal abnormal if you get what I mean you can become God liao

So regarding being a half-penangite, my point is, our long anticipated Permatang Pauh by-election is really making Your Majesty, me, nervous wtf. I'm monitoring closely and getting myself updated every now and then from my one and only source, Malaysia Today.

However, for a more detailed updates there is another site where you can get a closer look at the scene with pictures included wei.

On a sidenote, I watched the news a moment ago about a robbery taking place at PIA (Penang International Airport) where 3 Indian guys fired some shots and fled (I think?) but I couldn't make out the rest of it since it's a mandarin news and the news presenter speaks mandarin which is too low for my standard wtf. An attempt to ask bf to translate failed miserably with the conversation went something like this :

Me : What is this news about?

Bf : At PIA

Me : -_-"

Fyi, I'm illiterate in Mandarin okay not blind wtf useless bf.


Thereby, I swear on my super enormous nail lacquer collection (eh they're the most precious things to me okay so don't you dare "cheh" at me) that Anwar is going to win irregardless of what dirty tricks the BN is going to pull on them because the chances of him (Anwar) losing is like Xiaxue and Dawn Yang going shopping together hand in hand or Paris Hilton staying sober and celibate for 1month or Malaysia winning gold medal in Olympic. Seriously.

In the meantime, watch closely and make sure you comb your hair tonight.

XOXO


Updated at 10:44pm : Anwar polled 31,195 votes to Datuk Arif Shah's 15,524 finishing him off with a 15,671 vote majority while the third candidate Hanafi Mamat for (AKIM) polled only 92votes and lost his deposit ROFL. That poor thing..I don't understand why is he even contesting in the first place? You see? I told you so :P

Intoxication

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*meditating*

Sports that I can never get tired of

Small talk : OMGCARROTBANANAPINEAPPLE I'm so happy right now cuz for the first time ever, someone actually commented on my pathetic blog~ Imma be Kennysia or XiaXue soon OMGZOMGCHICKENWINGS shuddup Adele you're making a fool out of yourself wtf.


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"Koo Kean Keat is so handsome" I confessed to a very focused Dar who is reading the news on the paper about the overrated Olympic. "Lee Chong Wei is better looking" he replied blatantly, without bothering to turn his head 45 degree to the left. " Really??" I asked curiously. He nodded effortlessly.

To be honest, I've never really been into sports until the last time when I ter-saw the double match played by Koo Kean Keat and Ong Beng Hee at the Swiss Open. Dad was watching and I was walking past the TV heading to the kitchen when ..

Me : *stop abruptly* They playing for Malaysia? <-- I couldn't find an appropriate word to make myself sound more knowledgeable about sports. Hahaha haha ha

Myeversocooldad : *nodded* been performing quite well during the last few matches, but doing not so good this time around. Probably got too overconfidence.

Me : Wah...that Koo Kean Keat so handsome *grin*

Myeversocooldad : ...

That night, for the first time ever in my life, I sat down and watched the entire game until it finished, which is unbelievable, for me :) After a few times "observing" him played, I became so obsessed with him to the point where I searched for his friendster and googled him! Then there was this one time when I so coincidentally bumped into him while I was window shopping with Ally in Sungai Wang. And I stalked him! I dragged the very frighten and reluctant Ally along until he turned into a corner and disappears. Ally got so overwhelmed with fear that she panicked and cried. Just kidding la you don't be so stupid can or not.

Speaking of which, Ally actually knew him back when she was still in BJSS (Bukit Jalil Sports School) because apparently he is training there too! But then horrr.. Ally and a friend of hers who is still in BJSS told me recently that, he's a really snobbish, over-confidence, stuck up asshole who goes around breaking naive stupid girl's heart.

o.O

Yameh? *in denial*


So basically, Triple K ( I know so cool right the name wtf I like I'm still living in denial) is like my Asian version of Chuck Bass a.k.a Ed Westwick screw Chace Crawford he is just so meh and Brad Pitt is too busy expanding his rainbow family with Angelina so screw him too.

Ed Westwick .a.k.a Chuck Bass... *grin*

Nate Archibald = Gay

(I said NATE ARCHIBALD okay not CHACE CRAWFORD so sue me muahahaha)

*melts*



So imagine my excitement when I am being told that this Chong Wei fella is better looking than my Triple K.



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Better than this?


I'm in euphoria~
(wtf I'm talking like as if I get to choose which one to marry sei lorh I chi sin jor)


You know what they say about "curiosity killed the cat"?
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No offense to anyone out there and I'm not about to conclude Chong Wei as the less attractive one, judge a book by its cover and all because he has, afterall, proven to be our world's no.2 meaning that he is talented and talent can be sexy for me too okay

I know I'm so lebih can die but have you ever wonder what happens when KKK collides with LCW? It brings us to the battle of the.....




same sexes la duh -_-

Beauty VS Brain


Tough decision <--wtf?

Oh yah btw, wtf our government offered 1million for gold medal and paid only 300k for Chong Wei's silver medal and then they made him a Dato as a compensation for it knn even Sheikh Muszaphar the space passenger is more hoh seh than him can wtf so biased diu

Did I just go offtrack again? Nevermind I dowan to choose already I'm tired need to clear things off my chest for now


Anyways I continue... I am sure that Chong Wei is good it's just that that blardy Lin Dan is damn good :(

Lin Dan, Lin Dan, which human being in their right thinking mind named their children ZERO you tell me. Gold medal so what? Name already so funny the face sure cannot see one.



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*hyperventilates and die*

Hui turning one year older!

I know it's been awhile since my last post but today you're so gonna love me more because I'm gonna post partying pictures ala Dawn Yang's style because Your Majesty me isn't in the typing mood and isn't bothered to share funny news right now and wth Malaysia still don't have gold medal they're paying RM1 million for gold medal okay China only pay RM125k wtf our government is so rich generous nevermind.

Last Saturday was Hui's birthday and we went to karaoke because we're so sad liddat. It was a rather low key celebration comprising not more than 15 of her closest friend but we totally had fun!


This time instead of doing the hula hoop, Hui pole danced on the tv don't ask me how because I'm too lazy to explain la use your imagination la please.


I've been having a toothache for almost one week already and it hurt like shit wtf I know I'm totally offtrack but I'm suffering and in pain right now so I must channel it into my post just so I might feel less pain see it worked I told you so go try it if you believe me.

Nalah, pictures!

Love filled cupcakes baked by me and Ally. See the one on the 4th row 4th and 5th row 2nd? Those two are boobs drawn by Ally's boyfriend, Matt. I separated the boobs so that no one would know that those are boobs and we thought it looked wrinkled, no?

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Me! and Yin nevermind her she's unimportant no I'm not jealous no I'm not okay maybe




Birthday girl, Hui. It's real okay I wonder why too god is so unfair :(





Ally. Hui makes us all cover her BCG with our palm she's so funny haha..





Rach enough stop staring I mean you not her

No eye candy too bad and two of them looked too out of the world I had to crossed their face :P




I kept on ajaking Yin to take picture because she brought her Sony Cybershot along which is way better than my lousy N95 5megapixels phone camera wtf I used to be so proud of it diu I'm so shallow.




Ally is 5feet 1




5feet 6 and proud to be.. teehee :) eventhough sometimes I don't, especially when around short people because they make me feel like a freak and people tend to think that I'm 28 T_T




Yin can eat like a horse and still remain skeletal -_-. Why la god. Sigh





The PDA(PublicDisplayAffection)-overdosed couple. Can easily exasperates the puke out of you LOL



Beauty with voice muahahahaha I'm so perasan I know don't be jealous :) Ignore the legs I don't know what was I thinking I don't usually sits with my legs crossed THAT way but rather crossed with elegance if you know what I mean don't know go and die la





Ji mui's shot wtf they discriminate me and asked me to kneel on the floor because I have a fatass and who the hell kneel at birthday cakes cupcakes you tell me??! Somemore self-baked ones T_T





HAPPY BIRTHDAY Natalie~ (Natalie = 'nai ta li' if translated into mandarin = figure it out yourself lmao





Normal people don't sleep at 6:30am and that is why you cannot not love me



nite :)