Wednesday, October 1, 2008

A guy fell off from my condo!

I witnessed it first hand and OMG it was fucking horrifying! In fact, I don't think I should be talking about this right now because the spot where he fell is just outside the window facing me now.

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It gives me the creep. Even as I'm typing this wtf.


But I really should start blogging about it already after 2days of refusing to do so after I've been so traumatized by it that I couldn't sleep at night and I've been insisting that Dearie (wtf) follow me around the house EVERYWHERE I go and I peed with the door open wtf T_T


It happened yesterday afternoon just before we were about to leave the house for lunch. It has been raining cats and dogs since the morning and I was in the room getting myself ready while Dearie was in the office room surfing. And then it happened.


"Pooong!"


The impact was so loud and clear it made the whole building shake a little. Dearie jumped from his seat, a lil' jolted and asked if I'm okay thinking that I might have carelessly dropped something very heavy, like the refrigerator wtf. I walked out of the room, still a little oblivious to what has happened and I thought maybe the person who stays the floor above us might have fallen something heavy like a refrigerator.


As I walked into the office, Dearie asked me "what happened????" and I told him I have no idea and it wasn't me to which he jokingly replied "you ren thiao lou ah (somebody jumped off the building)???" He then walked towards the window (the one in front of me now wtf T_T ), swing open the window (those full length window) and to his horror, he saw a body with the back facing up RIGHT BELOW HIM.


Panicked, he turned around while looking at me with the most gruesome look on his face and say "it's real!".


Everything was so surreal and I couldn't believe what I heard I think I asked "really???!" like a gazillion times while dearie continue to ignore me and ran down to the guardhouse calling for help. It was still raining then and I was left all alone in the house terrified and not knowing what to do. Despite the heavy rain that is pouring down, I could still hear "its" <-temporary usage cry for help.


"Heeeaall.........heeeeaaa.........heeaaaalllll........." (repeat three hundred times)


The voice was so weak and sometimes unclear when being drowned by the sound of the pouring rain. It was so scary I could feel my hair standing. And then, instead of using the phone to call the ambulance (cuz I figured the guards must have called already by then), I called mom for some consolation and also because I seriously need to calm myself down before I breakdown and cry.


The moment mom answers the phone..

Mommy : ahhh..why? *cheerful voice*
Me : Mommy somebody jumped off from my condo! *panicked*
Mommy : huh..yameh...male or female? *still very calm and I could hear her ba gua (nosy not the the feng shui tool or barbeque meat wtf) friends talking and laughing at the background which means that she's having her mahjong session again*
Me : I don't know! Dare not see! And now "its" crying for help! XXX went down to call for help and I'm alone in the house now, very scared!! *still panicked and going to breakdown anytime soon"
Mommy : Yameh... young or old one?? -______________-
Me : I don't know! I didn't see "its" face! I scared! *walking around in the room this time a lil bit annoyed already*
Mommy : hmm...he jumped from which floor?? *nice try mom*
Me : -___________- @#$#!@%^%&^!


At this time, dearie come back and I told mom I gotta go and that I'll call her back later. Dearie took another glance at him ( by this time I know the gender already yay wtf) this time through our kitchen's window where he can see his (victim) body laying motionless right under his (dearie's) nose.


We hurriedly took our keys and rushed to the guard's office to check how's things going on over there and to see if the ambulance have already arrive. On the way to the guard's office, dearie complaint to me about how slow and unprofessional the guards is in handling the matter. He said he ran to the guard's office and told him that somebody fall off from our block and you know what that blardy guard said?

*In hokkien* "I don't know la..I dare not go and see"

Seriously, I didn't know that when his mother was giving birth to him she left his balls inside her womb.


Anyway, by the time when we got there, there was a lady with her young son waiting for the ambulance too. From what I heard, she stayed the floor below us and she could see the guy with the blood covered head and split buttock (gross) right in front of her kitchen. She was sobbing uncontrollably she must have been so traumatized by the sight.


Long story short, it took the ambulance more than 20minutes to arrive and 25minutes for the bomba to come which is ridiculous because the fire station is located right in front of our condo! Tsk tsk tsk..no wonder most of the people who got into accident or fire usually never survive one... can you blame them? the victims la of course moron.


Everything was fuzzy afterwards all I could recall was me sitting on the bench looking at empty space and praying that he don't die because I love my house to bits I want to stay here until my bf can afford a bungalow house but houses in Penang is fucking expensive so for the time being I stay at condo and most importantly, I don't want to pee with the door open anymore it's so fucking embarrassing wtf.


Luckily enough he didn't die only ended up with a few ruptured bones, cracked skull and a split buttock.


Oh btw, did I mention that he's actually a burglar attempting a break-ins and there's actually three of them but two of them chuak and abandon their unlucky partner in crime when things got ugly.


We already knew it's not a suicide case because he didn't fell off from the balcony like most people who commit suicide did, but instead he fell from the empty space between the houses and corridor. Fyi, my kitchen is facing the neighbour's kitchen. So it's in between our (me and neighbour) kitchen. Understand or not don't understand then nevermind la I lazy to explain wtf. Moreover, people who intend to commit suicide don't cry for help and they usually pick the highest floor to make sure that they die so that they don't suffer if they fail to die.


Now I don't know if I should sympathise him anymore or not.
Diao.

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